Thursday, October 05, 2006

Yes, I'd Like*


A Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Sorry ma'am that's not on our menu."

Ok how about a Cafe Carmel?

"Once again, ma'am, that's not on our menu. We only serve what you see on the menu. So what can I get for you?"

Ok a Mocha Cappuccino.

"(Sigh) I can order you a mocha or a cappuccino but not both together. One or the other."

Bring me a double shot Espresso.

"I can bring you two Espressos. Double shots aren't on our menu."

Just bring me a Dark Roast.

What does a girl have to do to get a cup of coffee?

*edited to add project stats:
Coffee Menu-Little House Needleworks
30ct Old Dominion Blend
recommended fibers with the following substitutions:
DMC 433 for GAST Sarsparilla
DMC 523 for CC Joshua Tree

10 comments:

Chelle said...

Love your finish, it looks fantastic! And thanks for the chuckle. Been there, done that!

Me :) said...

I really like that one might have to pull it out and stitch it.

Anna van Schurman said...

Lovely! And hey, Queen of Starts, you finished!

Missy said...

Hysterical as usual! I love the finish, I am putting this on my "must acquire" list.

Mmmm, a pumpkin spiced Latte sounds deeelish right now. Too bad the nearest Starbucks is 150 miles over the Pacific from us. Google here I come to try to make my own!

Thanks for sharing and the early morning laugh!
:)

Von said...

Too, too funny! Congrats on finishing Coffee Menu. :D

Mary Kathryn said...

It looks wonderful! Good job on the finish, now I'm craving a vanilla latte.

:0)

Carol said...

Awesome job - both on the sampler and on your amazing humurous entry!

Cathy B said...

Great finish! Your blog always makes me smile!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on the finish, Melissa! It looks wonderful!

AuntSuze said...

LOL, Love the finish!!!