Thursday, October 05, 2006

Yes, I'd Like*

A Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Sorry ma'am that's not on our menu."

Ok how about a Cafe Carmel?

"Once again, ma'am, that's not on our menu. We only serve what you see on the menu. So what can I get for you?"

Ok a Mocha Cappuccino.

"(Sigh) I can order you a mocha or a cappuccino but not both together. One or the other."

Bring me a double shot Espresso.

"I can bring you two Espressos. Double shots aren't on our menu."

Just bring me a Dark Roast.

What does a girl have to do to get a cup of coffee?

*edited to add project stats:
Coffee Menu-Little House Needleworks
30ct Old Dominion Blend
recommended fibers with the following substitutions:
DMC 433 for GAST Sarsparilla
DMC 523 for CC Joshua Tree


Chelle said...

Love your finish, it looks fantastic! And thanks for the chuckle. Been there, done that!

Toni said...

I really like that one might have to pull it out and stitch it.

Anna van Schurman said...

Lovely! And hey, Queen of Starts, you finished!

Missy said...

Hysterical as usual! I love the finish, I am putting this on my "must acquire" list.

Mmmm, a pumpkin spiced Latte sounds deeelish right now. Too bad the nearest Starbucks is 150 miles over the Pacific from us. Google here I come to try to make my own!

Thanks for sharing and the early morning laugh!

Von said...

Too, too funny! Congrats on finishing Coffee Menu. :D

Sue said...

Looks terrific! I see my favorite combo, vanilla latte, is on there!

Mary Kathryn said...

It looks wonderful! Good job on the finish, now I'm craving a vanilla latte.


Carol said...

Awesome job - both on the sampler and on your amazing humurous entry!

Cathy said...

Great finish! Your blog always makes me smile!

Siobhan said...

Congratulations on the finish, Melissa! It looks wonderful!

Susan said...

LOL, Love the finish!!!