Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A Holiday Card

From: Owners Lot 6 Hawk Run Hollow
Dear Family and Friends

Many times I have tried to compose our yearly holiday letter but after much discussion we, as a family, determined that the picture says it all. The holiday spirit is all but nonexistent here at Lot 6. If you were invited here for Christmas dinner, we won't be home. We hope this card reaches you in time to make new plans. If not, there's some Boar's Head rosemary ham and peppermill turkey in the fridge and a 12 pack of cokes. For dessert you'll find some vanilla wafers in the pantry. Enjoy.

We have decided to take a Christmas trip and hope that we come home to a completed house on New Year's Day. That friends would be a Christmas miracle. After the year we've had we believe we are due some good luck.

We would tell you where the hidden key is but since we have no door or windows just feel free to walk in.

Happy Holidays

Owners
Lot 6
Hawk Run Hollow
North West Florida

4 comments:

KarenV said...

LOLOL! You really crack me up Melissa - great post! The Christmas spirit seems to have disappeared around here too - we're a bit bah humbug at the minute! Have a great Christmas anyway :)

Joanie said...

Dear Lot owner #6,
I implore you to contact your lawyer immediately. Your construction project has gone on too long without some recompense from your contractor!
I am sorry that you will be unavailable for Christmas and I hope that by the New Year you will be moved in to your beautiful new home. Try to have a Merry Christmas.

Melissa, have you been reading my blog? Lot 6's adventures seem dangerously close to my real life home remodeling experience!! LOL!!!
Love it! Thanks for the chuckle!

Sue said...

Ah the joys of home-ownership! lol!

Carol said...

Oh Melissa - you are just having too much fun with your almost finished HOHRH!!! Too funny!!! Happy Holidays to you!