Property Owners
Lot 6
Hawk Run Hollow
North West Florida Development
Dear Melissa
Back in July you confidently informed us that an August completion of our house was easily doable. Here it is September 21, and you have virtually abandoned our property. The first floor appears completed but the stairs lead no where. You've partially landscaped and the vegetation appears to be dying from your neglect.
We have been in contact with people that are informed as to your most recent movements and it appears that you have abandoned this development for a new career in signmaking:
The progress on the development was so close to reaching completion that we can't believe you have left us hanging like this. Please, come back, finish the job, we need a roof, we need another tree. I know that the constant darkness on this particular lot (we were told the trees shaded the property well but we had no idea we'd never see the light of the sun, ever) can be a problem but there are quite a few artificial lights that can aid you in the completion of our house.
Please do your duty, finish our house. The neighborhood has said that if you just complete our house, no one will stand in your way when it comes to the development of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow. We don't approve of your work habits. You tend to get distracted much too easily, but if you will please finish our house, we will over look that and promise not to shop at the Store Who Shall Not Be Named in the next town. We will give all our business to the Village and will support you 100%, just please finish our house. The neighbors are complaining about the couch on the front porch and the tent in the front yard.
Sincerely
Lot 6 Property Owners
20 comments:
Yeah, you're bringing down the property values! :)
I love the ongoing saga of the development!
Love it ... another classic (re 'HoHRH HO Assoc').
I was wondering about your next update.
My 'village' is 12 blank lots ... no one complaining yet!
MaryAnn
Thank you Melissa for making me laugh today!
You just made my day better! That was oh, so, cute! Now get to finishing it!!!!!
I adore your sense of humor - thanks for the chuckle!!
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!
Looks like you'd better get back to work, Melissa!! You are too funny!
LOL LOL You are so funny, Melissa. I can always count on you to put a big smile on my face. Your work is beautiful. Love it!! xoxox
LOL!! You'd better get cracking on that house, Melissa. I think the guilt is seeping in. :)
What a great post! :)
Very creative - you made me smile!
I love this post! It made me LOL :-D I will def be coming back and read more of this ongoing saga :-D
There goes the neighborhood...next thing will be cars up on cinderblocks!
Too funny and totally delightful!
Hilarious! Sounds just like one of those letters you get from the homeowners association-the kind you hate.
The best laugh I have had in ages. Well done and I do hope the people in Lot 6 get to have their houses finished soon!
Great !!!
What a hoot! I do so enjoy reading your blog...
Hugs...
Thanks for the chuckle! Very creative.
ROFL!! Brilliant!
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