Thursday, September 21, 2006

A Letter From:

Property Owners
Lot 6
Hawk Run Hollow
North West Florida Development

Dear Melissa

Back in July you confidently informed us that an August completion of our house was easily doable. Here it is September 21, and you have virtually abandoned our property. The first floor appears completed but the stairs lead no where. You've partially landscaped and the vegetation appears to be dying from your neglect.
We have been in contact with people that are informed as to your most recent movements and it appears that you have abandoned this development for a new career in signmaking:

The progress on the development was so close to reaching completion that we can't believe you have left us hanging like this. Please, come back, finish the job, we need a roof, we need another tree. I know that the constant darkness on this particular lot (we were told the trees shaded the property well but we had no idea we'd never see the light of the sun, ever) can be a problem but there are quite a few artificial lights that can aid you in the completion of our house.

Please do your duty, finish our house. The neighborhood has said that if you just complete our house, no one will stand in your way when it comes to the development of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow. We don't approve of your work habits. You tend to get distracted much too easily, but if you will please finish our house, we will over look that and promise not to shop at the Store Who Shall Not Be Named in the next town. We will give all our business to the Village and will support you 100%, just please finish our house. The neighbors are complaining about the couch on the front porch and the tent in the front yard.

Sincerely

Lot 6 Property Owners

25 comments:

KarenV said...

ROFL!! Brilliant!

Anna van Schurman said...

Yeah, you're bringing down the property values! :)

I love the ongoing saga of the development!

Lee said...

YOu are TOO FUNNY! You had better watch out, or the Community Co-op board will be writing to you next...

Mary Ann said...

Love it ... another classic (re 'HoHRH HO Assoc').

I was wondering about your next update.
My 'village' is 12 blank lots ... no one complaining yet!
MaryAnn

Lisa said...

Thank you Melissa for making me laugh today!

claudia said...

You just made my day better! That was oh, so, cute! Now get to finishing it!!!!!

Carol said...

I adore your sense of humor - thanks for the chuckle!!

Joanie said...

Well, there goes the neighborhood.

LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!

Siobhan said...

Looks like you'd better get back to work, Melissa!! You are too funny!

Sharon said...

LOL LOL You are so funny, Melissa. I can always count on you to put a big smile on my face. Your work is beautiful. Love it!! xoxox

Meari said...

LOL!! You'd better get cracking on that house, Melissa. I think the guilt is seeping in. :)

Isabelle said...

What a great post! :)

Cathy said...

Very creative - you made me smile!

RĂ³sa said...

I love this post! It made me LOL :-D I will def be coming back and read more of this ongoing saga :-D

Red said...

There goes the neighborhood...next thing will be cars up on cinderblocks!

Von said...

Too funny and totally delightful!

Sharon said...

Hilarious! Sounds just like one of those letters you get from the homeowners association-the kind you hate.

Kath said...

The best laugh I have had in ages. Well done and I do hope the people in Lot 6 get to have their houses finished soon!

Christine said...

Great !!!

Myrna said...

What a hoot! I do so enjoy reading your blog...

Hugs...

Chelle said...

Thanks for the chuckle! Very creative.

Anonymous said...

ROFL!! Brilliant!

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