The Village of Hawk Run Hollow Board of Adjusters
We have viewed your site plan for the Northwest Florida version of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow and have determined that your submitted materials of DMC floss and 32ct Vintage linen meet with our approval.
We had put your plans on the back burner because you kept changing your mind regarding the NPI silks threads and the Legacy linen. We found your indecision to be, at the very least, annoying. We could not in good faith approve one plan only to discover a month or so later that you chose completely different materials.
The DMC and 32ct Vintage linen will be fine. Both products have served stitchers well for many years.
We have studied the site plan seen below and other than the mysterious crop circle on plots two, three, five and six we find that your survey seems to be accurate and each square meets the 92x92 stitch requirement. It is our understanding that you are getting to the bottom of the crop circle issue and these findings will not be made public. We only want success for the Northwest Florida Division of the Village. Finding the Village of Hawk Run Hollow published in U.F.O. Sightings magazine would not be positive publicity, and yes we are aware that your planned village is in an area of the country with documented U.F.O. sightings:
The Gulf Breeze, Florida UFOs (Ed Walters), UFO Casebook files
UFO Evidence : Gulf Breeze Sightings
We are writing to inform you that the Northwest Florida Division of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow is absolutely not going to become the next Roswell, NM.
We expect timely updates of your progress and to be notified immediately of any changes you might anticipate to the approved Village plan.
We are watching you.
Village of Hawk Run Hollow
Board of Adjusters