Tuesday, August 21, 2007

A Letter From:

The Village of Hawk Run Hollow Board of Adjusters
Dear Melissa

We have viewed your site plan for the Northwest Florida version of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow and have determined that your submitted materials of DMC floss and 32ct Vintage linen meet with our approval.

We had put your plans on the back burner because you kept changing your mind regarding the NPI silks threads and the Legacy linen. We found your indecision to be, at the very least, annoying. We could not in good faith approve one plan only to discover a month or so later that you chose completely different materials.

The DMC and 32ct Vintage linen will be fine. Both products have served stitchers well for many years.

We have studied the site plan seen below and other than the mysterious crop circle on plots two, three, five and six we find that your survey seems to be accurate and each square meets the 92x92 stitch requirement. It is our understanding that you are getting to the bottom of the crop circle issue and these findings will not be made public. We only want success for the Northwest Florida Division of the Village. Finding the Village of Hawk Run Hollow published in U.F.O. Sightings magazine would not be positive publicity, and yes we are aware that your planned village is in an area of the country with documented U.F.O. sightings:

The Gulf Breeze, Florida UFOs (Ed Walters), UFO Casebook files

UFO Evidence : Gulf Breeze Sightings

We are writing to inform you that the Northwest Florida Division of the Village of Hawk Run Hollow is absolutely not going to become the next Roswell, NM.

We expect timely updates of your progress and to be notified immediately of any changes you might anticipate to the approved Village plan.

We are watching you.


Village of Hawk Run Hollow
Board of Adjusters


KsMaryLou said...

LOL Good one Melissa! I look forward to updates so the Board of Adjusters doesn't have to get after you and send any notices for failure to comply.

Anonymous said...

LOL! It's beautiful Melissa!

Anonymous said...

Oh goody, you are back to developing again ;) ... looking forward to your updates. Mine has been a WIP for a year, 3 blocks completed, 4th in progress.


samplerknn said...

LOL!! YOu are too funny! Great "commentary" on the stitching process. I look forward to seeing if your contractors arrive each day as they say. Let's hope they don't make as many mistakes as mine have, as demolition and then rebuilding are annoying. Will watch your development spring to life!!


andrea said...

LOL! Too funny!

Kathy said...

Looking forward to seeing the building and development of your Village.


Michelle said...

Woohoo! A new start!

Sharon said...

LOL LOL LOL Melissa you are too funny and so creative. xoxoxo

Myrna said...

What a hoot! Don't let the Board of Adjusters get you down.... Bureacrats! LOL

KScribe said...

Hysterical!!! I love your wit!

Where in Florida are you located? Fort Lauderdale area here -- part of your stitching support group for VOHRH.